English Original
A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church, the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother replied, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on, whenever you have to 'pee,' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father. During the service, he said, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."
中文翻译
一位母亲带着她的小儿子去教堂。
在教堂里，小男孩说：“妈妈，我要尿尿。”
母亲回答道：“在教堂里说‘尿尿’这个词不太合适。所以，从现在开始，每当你想‘尿尿’的时候，就告诉我你想‘说悄悄话’。”
接下来的周日，小男孩和父亲一起去教堂。在礼拜过程中，他说：“爸爸，我要说悄悄话。”
父亲看着他，说道：“好的，就在我耳边说吧。”