English Original
A man disembarks from a plane in Boston and heads straight for the men's room. It's crowded, but he finds an empty urinal, eager for relief after the long flight and several drinks.
The man at the adjacent urinal asks, "You're Jewish?"
"Yes."
"You're from Sudbury?"
"Yes."
"Your parents attended Temple Immanuel?"
"Yes," he replies, puzzled. "But I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"
The man beside him answers, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only rabbi I know who performs circumcisions at an angle... and you're peeing on my shoe!"
中文翻译
一名男子在波士顿下了飞机，径直走向男洗手间。里面很拥挤，但他找到了一个空着的小便池，在长途飞行和几杯酒下肚后，他急于放松一下。
旁边小便池的男子问道："你是犹太人？"
"是的。"
"你来自萨德伯里？"
"是的。"
"你父母去过伊曼纽尔神庙？"
"是的，"他困惑地回答。"但我想我并不认识你。你怎么知道这么多关于我的事？"
他旁边的男子答道："伊曼纽尔神庙的明斯基拉比是我知道的唯一一位以一定角度进行割礼的拉比……而且你正尿在我的鞋上！"