One day, a police officer pulls over a blonde woman for speeding. He gets out of his car and asks her for her license.
"You cops should get your act together," she replies. "One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."
一天，一名警察因超速拦下了一位金发女郎。他下车后，要求她出示驾照。
"你们警察应该统一一下行动，"她回答道。"前一天你们收走了我的驾照，第二天又让我出示它。"
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