Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听课？
杰克：可是，老师，我正在听课呀。
老师：如果你刚才在听课，那就告诉我我刚才说了什么。
杰克：您说的是：“杰克，你为什么不认真听课？”
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