English Original
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a female bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
中文翻译
如果你是熊，你就可以冬眠。连续六个月，除了睡觉什么都不用做。这我能接受。
冬眠之前，你可以把自己吃撑到犯傻。这我也能接受。
如果你是熊妈妈，大家都知道你是认真的。你会拍打任何打扰你幼崽的家伙。如果你的幼崽不守规矩，你也会拍打它们。这我也能接受。
如果你是雌熊，你的伴侣会期待你醒来时咆哮。他会期待你拥有毛茸茸的腿和多余的体脂。
我想当一只熊。