English Original
A man dies and, due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil meets him at the gates and says, "I don't know what you've heard, but hell isn't all that bad. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
The man answers, "Yes, I do."
"Oh, good," the devil says. "You'll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, and try out new tobaccos. Do you like to drink?"
The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."
The devil says, "Good, you'll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of mixed drinks. You'll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"
"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."
"Great. You'll love Wednesdays," the devil says. "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time. You'll just love Wednesdays. Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"
"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"
The devil looks at him and says, "Then you're gonna hate Thursdays."
中文翻译
一个男人死了，由于他邪恶且有罪的一生，他下了地狱。魔鬼亲自在地狱门口迎接他，并说道：“我不知道你在上面都听说了什么，但地狱并没有那么糟糕。让我问问你，你喜欢抽烟吗？”
男人回答：“是的，我喜欢。”
“哦，那很好，”魔鬼说。“你会爱上星期一的。每个星期一我们都围坐在一起，抽香烟、雪茄、烟斗，尝试各种新烟草。你喜欢喝酒吗？”
男人回答：“嗯，当然，我喜欢喝酒。”
魔鬼说：“好，那你就会爱上星期二。星期二我们就是围坐在一起喝啤酒、葡萄酒和各种混合饮料。你肯定会爱上星期二。你喜欢说脏话吗？”
“当然，”男人说，“我经常说脏话。”
“太好了。你会爱上星期三的，”魔鬼说。“星期三，我们就是围坐在一起说很多脏话，尝试编造新的骂人词汇，玩得很开心。你肯定会爱上星期三。哦，顺便问一句，”魔鬼问道，“你是同性恋吗？”
“当然不是！”男人回答，“我讨厌同性恋！”
魔鬼看着他，说道：“那你可要讨厌星期四了。”