One day, Mark Twain read an announcement of his death in a newspaper. He hastened to the editor to protest.
"I am very sorry," the editor replied. "It's a terrible mistake, but it's too late to do much about it. The best thing I can do for you is to put you in the Birth Column tomorrow morning and give you a new start."
一天，马克·吐温在报纸上读到一则关于他去世的讣告。他急忙赶到编辑那里去抗议。
“非常抱歉，”编辑回答道，“这是一个可怕的错误，但现在要补救已经太晚了。我能为您做的最好的事，就是把您刊登在明天早报的出生栏里，给您一个新生。”
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