Old Hooker | 老妓女

English Original

After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers.

En route, he bumps into Judge Graham.

"Say," Poe asks, "what would you give a 63-year-old hooker?"

"Christ," Graham replies. "Five or six bucks, tops."


中文翻译

听完老妓女的陈述后,波法官宣布短暂休庭,退回了自己的办公室

途中,他偶遇了格雷厄姆法官。

“嘿,”波法官问道,“你会给一个63岁的妓女多少钱?”

“天哪,”格雷厄姆回答。“最多也就五六块钱吧。”

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