Airport Left | 机场左转

English Original

I know a blonde so stupid. I asked her to take me to the airport. She looked up at the billboard. It said "Airport Left." She turned around and went home.


中文翻译

我认识一个金发女郎,特别傻。我让她送我去机场。她抬头看到一个广告牌,上面写着“机场左转”。她转身就回家了。

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