An absent-minded man was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic. Confused, he kept bothering the officer.
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
The busy officer replied, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
一个心不在焉的人站在一个繁忙的十字路口中央，那里正有一名警察在指挥交通。他因为搞不清方向，不停地打扰这位警官。
他问道：“打扰一下，警官！能告诉我医院怎么走吗？”
这位忙碌的警官回答说：“就站在这儿，你就能到医院了！”
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