The Midnight Shift | 午夜值班

English Original

It is 10:00 PM at the police station, and only two officers are on duty: Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.

Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can I stick my finger in your belly button?

Billi-Jo: Sure, Billy-Bob! :>

...Now it's 11:00 PM at the police station...

Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can I stick my finger in your belly button?

Billi-Jo: Sure, Billy-Bob! :>

...Now it's midnight... and the power goes out...!!

Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can I stick my finger in your belly button?

Billi-Jo: Sure, Billy-Bob! :>
Wait?! Billy-Bob, that's not my belly button.

Billy-Bob: I know... :> And that's not my finger!! :>


中文翻译

晚上10点,警察局里只有两名警员在值班:比利-鲍勃和比利-乔。

比利-鲍勃: 嘿,比利-乔……我能把手指戳进你的肚脐眼吗?

比利-乔: 当然可以,比利-鲍勃!:>

……现在是晚上11点,警察局里……

比利-鲍勃: 嘿,比利-乔……我能把手指戳进你的肚脐眼吗?

比利-乔: 当然可以,比利-鲍勃!:>

……现在午夜了……而且停电了……!!

比利-鲍勃: 嘿,比利-乔……我能把手指戳进你的肚脐眼吗?

比利-乔: 当然可以,比利-鲍勃!:>
等等?!比利-鲍勃,那不是我的肚脐眼。

比利-鲍勃: 我知道……:> 而且那也不是我的手指!!:>

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