At 2 a.m., Mrs. Culkin was convinced she had heard a prowler in the living room. "Tiptoe downstairs," she told her husband. "Don't turn on the lights. Sneak up on him before he knows what's happening."
Dutifully, Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."
凌晨两点，科尔肯太太确信自己听到客厅里有窃贼。"踮着脚下楼去，"她对丈夫说，"别开灯。趁他没发觉，悄悄靠近他。"
科尔肯先生顺从地披上睡袍。就在他走到卧室门口时，他的妻子补充道："回来的时候，给我捎杯牛奶。"
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