English Original
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbecued 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder... those are friars!"
中文翻译
一天，两个食人族相遇了。第一个食人族说：“你知道吗，我好像怎么也做不烂一个传教士。我烤过他们，炖过他们，烧烤过他们，甚至试遍了各种腌料。我就是没法让他们变嫩。”
第二个食人族问：“你用的是什么传教士？”
另一个回答：“你知道的，就是那些在河湾处晃荡的家伙。他们穿着棕色斗篷，腰间系着绳子，头顶有点秃，头上有一圈滑稽的头发。”
“啊哈！”他回答道。“难怪……那些是修士啊！”