Bug on Windshield | 挡风玻璃上的虫子

English Original

A man and his wife are driving down the highway, arguing because the husband slept with another woman.

The wife pulls out a knife, cuts off the man's penis, and throws it out the window. It hits the windshield of the car behind them and rolls off.

A 14-year-old girl in the following car with her father asks, "What was that, Dad?"

The father replies, "It was just a bug, honey."

The daughter says, "Wow, Dad, that bug sure had a big dick."


中文翻译

一对夫妻正驾车行驶在高速公路上,因丈夫与另一名女子有染而发生争吵。

妻子掏出一把刀,割下丈夫的阴茎,并将其扔出窗外。它砸在了后面一辆车的挡风玻璃上,然后滚落下去。

后面车里,一个14岁的女孩和父亲在一起,她问道:“爸爸,那是什么?”

父亲回答:“只是个虫子,亲爱的。”

女儿说:“哇,爸爸,那只虫子可真有根大鸡巴。”

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