The Month Is Up | 一月之期

English Original

A man sat at a bar with the saddest hangdog expression.

Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

The man: "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

Bartender: "That should make you happy."

The man: "No, the month is up today!"


中文翻译

一个男人坐在酒吧里,神情沮丧,愁容满面。

酒保:"怎么了?和妻子闹矛盾了?"

男人:"我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

酒保:"那你应该高兴才对啊!"

男人:"不,今天就是最后一天了!"

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