The First Man | 第一个男人

English Original

A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George Washington."

When his brother reminded him of Adam, the boy replied unhappily, "Oh, I didn't think you were counting foreigners."


中文翻译

有人问一个小男孩:“第一个男人是谁?”他立即回答说:“是乔治·华盛顿。”

当他哥哥提醒他说是“亚当”时,他很不高兴地说:“哦,我没有想到你们是把外国人也算在内的。”

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