English Original
A woman visits her doctor, who confirms her first pregnancy.
The doctor asks if she has any questions.
"I'm a bit worried about the pain," she says. "How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor replies, "It varies from person to person and pregnancy to pregnancy. Besides, pain is difficult to describe."
"I understand, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little," says the doctor.
"Like this?"
"A little more."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
中文翻译
一位女士去看医生，医生确认这是她的第一次怀孕。
医生问她是否有任何问题。
"我有点担心疼痛，"她说。"分娩会有多痛？"
医生回答："这因人而异，也因每次怀孕而异。而且，疼痛很难描述。"
"我明白，但你不能给我一点概念吗？"她问。
"抓住你的上嘴唇，轻轻往外拉一点，"医生说。
"像这样？"
"再拉一点。"
"像这样？"
"不，再拉一点。"
"像这样？"
"是的。疼吗？"
"有一点。"
"现在把它拉到你的头顶上去！"