English Original
One day, a husband came home to his wife. She said, "Honey, I need twenty dollars to buy some meat."
"Twenty dollars! Are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom. Let me show you something," he replied.
They went upstairs. He stood in front of the mirror, pulled out a twenty-dollar bill, and said, "You see that twenty in the mirror? That one's yours, and this one's mine."
The next day, after work, he came home to find the kitchen table packed with meat from end to end.
"Honey, where the hell did you get all this meat?" he asked.
"Well," she replied, "come upstairs to the bathroom. Let me show you something."
They went upstairs. She stood in front of the mirror and lifted her skirt.
"You see that one in the mirror? That one's yours, and this one's the butcher's."
中文翻译
一天，丈夫回到家，妻子对他说：“亲爱的，我需要二十美元去买些肉。”
“二十美元！你疯了吗？上楼到浴室来，我给你看点东西，”他回答。
他们上了楼。他站在镜子前，掏出一张二十美元的钞票，说：“看到镜子里那张二十元了吗？那张是你的，这张是我的。”
第二天，他下班回家，发现厨房桌子上从头到尾都堆满了肉。
“亲爱的，你从哪儿弄来这么多肉？”他问道。
“嗯，”她回答，“上楼到浴室来，我给你看点东西。”
他们上了楼。她站在镜子前，撩起了裙子。
“看到镜子里那个了吗？那个是你的，这个是肉铺老板的。”