The Graduate Difference | 研究生之别

English Original

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."


中文翻译

“我总是能区分出研究生班和本科生班,”在洛杉矶加利福尼亚州立大学给我上研究生工程学课程的一位老师如是说。

“当我说‘下午好’时,本科生们会回应‘下午好’。但研究生们只是把它记下来。”

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