A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The woman tries to pet the dog, and the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" she says. "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
一位女士走进一家宠物店，看到一只可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？”
店主回答说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”
于是这位女士试着去抚摸那只狗，结果狗咬了她。
“哎哟！”她说，“我以为你说你的狗不咬人！”
店主回答道：“那不是我的狗。”
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