The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师

English Original

A lawyer was examining a suspect to determine his mental fitness.

"Who was our first president?" asked the lawyer.

"Washington," replied the suspect.

"Right. And who was our second president?"

"John Adams," the suspect answered.

"Correct," said the lawyer.

He then stopped and asked no more questions. His friend whispered, "He's doing very well. Why don't you continue?"

The lawyer replied, "Because I'm not sure who the third president was myself."


中文翻译

一位律师正在讯问一名嫌疑犯,以评估其精神状态。

律师问:“我们的第一任总统是谁?”

嫌疑犯回答:“华盛顿。”

“对。那第二任总统呢?”

“约翰·亚当斯,”嫌疑犯答道。

“正确,”律师说。

随后,律师停了下来,不再提问。他的朋友低声说:“他答得很好啊,你为什么不继续问呢?”

律师回答说:“因为我自己也不确定第三任总统是谁。”

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