English Original
A nun walked into the bathroom where the Mother Superior was showering. "There's a blind man here to see you," she said.
"Well, if he's blind, it doesn't matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in," replied the Mother Superior.
The blind man entered the bathroom. The Mother Superior began expressing her deep appreciation for his work at the convent. She continued for nearly ten minutes.
Finally, the man interrupted, "That's very kind, ma'am, but you can get dressed now. Where would you like me to install these blinds?"
中文翻译
一位修女走进浴室，院长嬷嬷正在里面淋浴。她说：“有位盲人要见您。”
“哦，既然他是盲人，那我是否在淋浴就无关紧要了。让他进来吧，”院长嬷嬷回答。
盲人走进了浴室。院长嬷嬷开始表达对他为修道院工作的深深感激。她滔滔不绝地说了将近十分钟。
最后，男人打断了她：“您真是太客气了，夫人，不过您现在可以穿上衣服了。这些百叶窗您想让我安装在哪儿？”