English Original
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do '69'.
"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she explains, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not understanding, but not wanting to ruin the moment, he agrees to try. The second they get into position, she lets out a rip-roaring fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oops! Sorry, let's try again," she says.
They get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
中文翻译
一天晚上，一个女孩带一个男孩回家。他们一进公寓，她就建议尝试“69式”。
“那到底是什么？”男孩问道。
意识到他缺乏经验，她解释道：“我把头放在你两腿之间，你把头放在我两腿之间。”
他还是没明白，但不想破坏气氛，便同意试试。他们刚摆好姿势，她就放了一个震天响的屁。
“你这是干嘛？”他问。
“哎呀！对不起，我们再来一次，”她说。
他们再次摆好姿势，她又放了一个。男孩起身开始穿外套。
“等等，你要去哪儿？”她问道。