What's Wrong with Your Horse? | 你的马有什么毛病吗?

English Original

What's wrong with your horse?

After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: "Horse saddle and bridle for $50."

Inadvertently, the paper added a comma to the ad, which then read: "Horse, saddle and bridle for $50."

Immediately, someone responded. "That's an awfully cheap price for a horse," said the caller. "What's wrong with your horse?"

"Well, he is dead," replied the man who placed the erroneously typed ad.


中文翻译

你的马有什么毛病吗?

一个人心爱的马死后,他打算在报纸上登一则广告,内容如下:“50美元出售马鞍和马笼头。”

无意中,报社在广告中加了一个逗号,广告于是变成了:“50美元出售马、马鞍和马笼头。”

立刻就有人回应了这则广告。“这匹马的价格真是便宜得离谱,”来电者说,“你的马有什么毛病吗?”

“嗯,它死了,”那位刊登了这则排版错误的广告的人回答道。

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