English Original
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
中文翻译
四位外科医生正在喝咖啡休息，并讨论着他们的工作。
第一位说：“我认为会计师最容易做手术。你打开他们，里面的一切都是编好号的。”
第二位说：“我认为图书管理员最容易做手术。你打开他们，里面的一切都按字母顺序排列。”
第三位说：“我喜欢给电工做手术。你打开他们，里面的一切都是按颜色编码的。”
第四位说：“我喜欢给律师做手术。他们无情、无骨气、没胆量，而且他们的脑袋和屁股可以互换。”