What Is a Traitor? | 何为叛徒?

English Original

What is a traitor?

Young hopeful: "Father, what is a traitor in politics?"

Father (a veteran politician): "A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."

Young hopeful: "Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"

Father: "A convert, my son."


中文翻译

何为叛徒?

有抱负的青年:"父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?"

父亲(一位资深政治家):"叛徒,就是离开我们党而投奔另一个党的人。"

有抱负的青年:"那么,离开他的党而投奔我们党的人,又叫什么呢?"

父亲:"那叫皈依者,我的儿子。"

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