To The Nines | 九的执念

English Original

One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m., jumped on Bus #99, and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99.

"Oh, wow, this is an omen!" the man said. He then bought a pair of cheap binoculars at the 99¢ store, pulled out 99 cents for fare, and took Bus #99 to the Race Track. Approaching Gate No. 9, he told the ticket agent: "I would like to bet $999.99 on Horse No. 9 in the 9th race."

"Why those particular numbers?" the ticket agent asked.

"Nine seems to be my lucky number today," the man said excitedly. "I'm really on a roll!"

Feeling confident, he sat through the first eight races until Race No. 9 began. Sure enough, he was on a roll.

The horse came in ninth.


中文翻译

1999年9月9日,一天早上,一名男子在9点09分醒来,跳上了99路公交车,前往第九街上他最喜欢的餐厅。当收银员结算他的餐费时,总计正好是9.99美元。

“哇,这真是个预兆!”男子说道。于是,他在99美分店买了一副便宜的望远镜,掏出99美分车费,再次坐上99路公交车前往赛马。走到9号检票口时,他对售票员说:“我想下注999.99美元,押第9场比赛的9号马。”

“为什么是这些特定的数字?”售票员问道。

“今天9似乎是我的幸运数字,”男子兴奋地说。“我真是运气爆棚!”

他信心满满地看完了前八场比赛,直到第九场开始。没错,他确实“运气爆棚”。

那匹马跑了第九名。

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