English Original
A man was talking to his buddy about his dilemma: "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and she can buy anything she wants. I'm stumped."
His buddy suggested, "I have an idea. Why don't you make a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it? She'll probably be thrilled."
The man followed the advice. The next day, his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," the man replied.
"Did she like it?" his buddy inquired.
"Oh yes!" the man exclaimed. "She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, 'I'll be back in an hour!'"
中文翻译
一个男人向他的哥们儿倾诉他的烦恼：“我不知道该给我妻子买什么生日礼物。她什么都有了，而且她自己也能买任何想要的东西。我真是没辙了。”
他的哥们儿建议道：“我有个主意。你为什么不制作一张礼券，上面写着‘她可以享受60分钟的完美性爱，以她想要的任何方式’？她可能会很兴奋。”
这个男人采纳了这个建议。第二天，他的哥们儿问道：“怎么样？你采纳我的建议了吗？”
“是的，我照做了。”男人回答。
“她喜欢吗？”哥们儿追问。
“哦，喜欢极了！”男人惊叹道。“她跳了起来，感谢我，亲了我的额头，然后跑出门，大喊着：‘我一小时后就回来！’”