English Original
Tarzan had lived alone in the jungle for 30 years, with only apes for company and tree hollows for companionship.
Jane, a reporter, traveled to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilderness, she found a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe.
Overcome by this raw display of passion, Jane stepped forward and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the grass, Tarzan ran up and delivered a sharp kick to her crotch.
In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
中文翻译
泰山已在丛林中独居三十年，只有猿猴为伴，以树洞为侣。
记者简来到非洲寻找这位传奇人物。在荒野深处，她来到一片空地，发现泰山正对着一棵丛林橡树猛烈撞击。她敬畏地观看了一会儿。
被这原始的激情展示所征服，简走上前，将自己献给了他。当她躺在草地上时，泰山跑过来，对着她的胯部狠狠踢了一脚。
剧痛中，她尖叫：“你他妈的为什么这么做？”
泰山回答：“总要先检查一下有没有松鼠。”