A man went to church and spoke to God. He asked, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
God replied, "A penny."
The man then asked, "And what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A second."
Finally, the man pleaded, "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "In a second."
一名男子走进教堂，与上帝对话。他问道：“上帝，一百万美元对你来说算什么？”
上帝回答：“一便士。”
男子接着问：“那一百万年呢？”
上帝说：“一秒钟。”
最后，男子恳求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”
上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”
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