Rules for Hunting Lawyers | 律师狩猎规则

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Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits

1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

BAG LIMITS

中文翻译

华盛顿州律师狩猎季与限额规定

1300.01 总则

1. 任何持有华盛顿州有效狩猎许可证的人均可“收获”律师。
2. 允许使用陷阱或落石装置捕获律师。禁止使用货币作为诱饵。
3. 禁止使用车辆杀害律师。若意外撞到，请将律师尸体移至路边，并前往最近的洗车场。
4. 禁止使用雪地摩托、直升机或飞机追逐、驱赶或捕获律师。
5. 禁止以诱捕律师为目的高喊“挥鞭伤”、“救护车”或“免费巴黎水”。
6. 禁止在宝马经销商100码范围内狩猎律师。
7. 禁止使用可卡因、男童、百元美钞、妓女或车辆事故来吸引律师。
8. 禁止在法庭、法律图书馆、健康水疗中心、同性恋酒吧、救护车或医院200码范围内狩猎律师。
9. 若律师当选政府公职，则狩猎、诱捕或持有该律师将构成重罪。
10. 制成标本或进行展示的律师必须经过州卫生部门对艾滋病、狂犬病和寄生虫的检查。
11. 猎人伪装成记者、毒品贩子、皮条客、女法律文员、绵羊、事故受害者、赌注经纪人或税务会计师以狩猎律师，均属违法。

捕获限额