The Most Wanted Autograph | 最想要的签名

English Original

Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman, who said, "The person who signs my diploma."


中文翻译

我们大学的校报开设了一个每周一问的专栏。最近的问题是:“你最想要谁的签名?为什么?”不出所料,大多数回答都提到了音乐或体育明星,或是政治家。然而,最精彩的回答来自一名大一新生,他说:“在我毕业证上签字的那个人。”

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