English Original
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants' fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
中文翻译
一只鼻涕虫被另一只撞了就跑，它说了什么？
下次黏液（下次）一定逮到你！
蜗牛在高速公路上做什么？
一天大约走一英里！
鼻涕虫的定义是什么？
一个有住房问题的蜗牛！
鼻涕虫从墙上滑下来时说了什么？
黏液（时光）飞逝啊！
你怎么知道你家厨房地板脏了？
鼻涕虫留下的痕迹写着“清洁我”！
当两只蜗牛打架时你该怎么办？
让它们“鼻涕虫式地”（狠狠地）打一架吧！
学校晚餐和一堆鼻涕虫有什么区别？
学校晚餐是装在盘子里的！
蜗牛是怎么让它们的壳这么闪亮的？
它们用蜗牛亮光漆（指甲油）！
你在哪里能找到巨型蜗牛？
在巨人的手指尖上！
为什么蜗牛是最强壮的动物？
因为它背着一座房子！