Accuracy Above All | 准确至上

English Original

An editor posted a sign above his desk that read, "Accuracy! Accuracy! Accuracy!" He always pointed it out to new reporters.

One day, a young reporter submitted his coverage of a public meeting. While reading it, the editor noticed the sentence: "Three thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine eyes were fixed upon the speaker."

"What do you mean by making such a stupid mistake?" the editor demanded angrily.

The reporter protested, "But it's not a mistake. There was a one-eyed man in the audience."


中文翻译

一位主编在他的办公桌上方贴了一张标语,上面写着:“准确!准确!准确!”他总是向新来的记者指出这条标语。

一天,一位年轻的记者提交了一篇关于公众集会的报道。主编审阅时,注意到了这样一句话:“三千九百九十九只眼睛都注视着演讲者。”

“你犯这么愚蠢的错误是什么意思?”主编生气地质问道。

记者辩解说:“但这并不是错误。听众中有一位独眼的人。”

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