"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
"All right, it's square then," he replied. "I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“杰拉尔德，”老师问道，“地球是什么形状的？”
“是圆的，”杰拉尔德回答。
“你怎么知道它是圆的？”老师继续问。
“好吧，那它就是方的，”他回答说。“我可不想为这事跟你争论！”
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