English Original
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing female poodle. They all rush to reach her first but arrive simultaneously. Stunned by her beauty, they slobber, hoping for a glance.
Aware of her effect, she kindly proposes a challenge: "The first one who can use 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy black Lab quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall Golden Retriever. "How well can you do?"
"Ummmm... I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "That's just as dumb."
She then turns to the last dog. "How about you, little guy?"
The last one, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the other two dogs and says...
中文翻译
三只英俊的雄犬正在街上散步，这时他们看到了一只美丽诱人的雌性贵宾犬。他们都争先恐后地想第一个跑到她面前，结果却同时到达。他们被她的美貌惊呆了，流着口水，希望能得到她的一瞥。
意识到自己的魅力对这三只追求者的影响，她善意地提出了一个挑战：“谁能用‘肝脏’和‘奶酪’这两个词造出一个富有想象力、机智的句子，谁就可以和我约会。”
健壮的黑拉布拉多犬迅速说道：“我爱肝脏和奶酪。”
“哦，多么幼稚，”贵宾犬说。“这一点也没有显示出想象力或智慧。”
她转向高大的金毛寻回犬。“你能做得怎么样？”
“嗯……我讨厌肝脏和奶酪，”金毛寻回犬脱口而出。
“哎呀呀，”贵宾犬说。“这也一样蠢。”
然后她转向最后一只狗。“你呢，小家伙？”
最后一只狗身材矮小，但名声和技巧出众，正是那只塔可钟的吉娃娃。他冲她微微一笑，狡猾地眨了眨眼，转向另外两只狗说道……