When a Tiger Comes | 老虎来了

English Original

Two men were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the distance, running towards them.

One of the men took a pair of Nike running shoes from his bag and started putting them on. The other man looked at him in surprise and exclaimed, "Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger with those?"

His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun the tiger. I just have to run faster than you."


中文翻译

两个男人正在丛林中行走。突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。

其中一人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊讶地看着他,大声说道:“你以为穿上这双鞋就能跑得过老虎吗?”

他的朋友回答道:“我不需要跑得比老虎快,我只需要跑得比你快就行了。”

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