English Original
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson. The pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.
The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
The pro said, "Your swing is good, but you're gripping the club too hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis."
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
The pro said, "That was excellent! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."
中文翻译
一位金发女郎来上她的第一堂高尔夫球课。职业教练让她挥杆击球，看看她的水平如何。
女郎照做了，但这一杆完全打空了。
教练说：“你的挥杆动作不错，但你握杆太紧了。握杆要轻柔，就像握着你丈夫的阴茎那样。”
女郎又打了一杆，将球笔直地击出275码，落在球道上。
教练说：“太棒了！我们再来一次，不过这次请把球杆从嘴里拿出来。”