Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.
Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.
Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.
政客：嗯，如果你看一下经过季节性调整的数据，你会发现它基本符合政府的预测。
物理学家：你得先告诉我你想用它来做什么，我才会告诉你答案。
律师：每人分得一个半。
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