Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语

English Original

Three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, are about to be executed.

The guards bring the brunette forward. The executioner asks for her last request. She says none. As he shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she suddenly yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around, allowing her to escape.

Angry, the guards bring the redhead forward. Asked for her last request, she also says no. When the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she screams, "Tornado!" Again, everyone is distracted, and she escapes.

Having observed this, the blonde is brought forward. She too declines a last request. The executioner says, "Ready... Aim..." and the blonde shouts, "Fire!"


中文翻译

三名女子,一名棕发、一名红发、一名金发,即将被处决。

卫兵将棕发女子带到前面。刽子手询问她是否有遗愿。她说没有。当他高喊“预备……瞄准……”时,她突然大喊:“地震了!”所有人都吓了一跳,四处张望,她趁机逃脱了。

卫兵愤怒地将红发女子带上前。被问及遗愿时,她也说没有。当刽子手喊出“预备……瞄准……”时,她尖叫:“龙卷风!”众人再次分神,她也成功逃脱。

目睹了这一切的金发女子被带了上来。她也拒绝了最后的请求。刽子手说道:“预备……瞄准……”金发女子随即大喊:“开火!”

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