English Original
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret, making them easy to blackmail by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The boy decides to try it. At home, he greets his mother with, "I know the whole truth." She quickly hands him $20, saying, "Just don't tell your father."
Pleased, he waits for his father. When his father arrives, the boy repeats, "I know the whole truth." His father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his door. He greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your father a big hug."
中文翻译
在学校,一个男孩听同学说,大多数成年人至少隐藏着一个不可告人的秘密,所以只要说“我知道全部真相”,就很容易敲诈他们。
男孩决定试试。回到家,他对迎接他的母亲说:“我知道全部真相。”母亲迅速塞给他20美元,说:“别告诉你爸爸。”
男孩很高兴,等着父亲下班回家。父亲一到,男孩又说:“我知道全部真相。”父亲立刻给了他40美元,说:“千万别跟你妈说一个字。”
男孩心满意足。第二天上学路上,他看到邮递员站在家门口,便打招呼说:“我知道全部真相。”
邮递员扔下邮件,张开双臂说:“那就过来给你爸爸一个大大的拥抱。”