A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
一位主日学老师对她的孩子们说：“我们一直在学习《圣经》时代的国王和王后有多么强大。但是，还有一种更高的力量。谁能告诉我那是什么？”
一个孩子脱口而出：“王牌！”
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