English Original
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School - Go Slow."
中文翻译
老师:汤姆,你为什么每天上学都迟到?
汤姆:每次我走到那个拐角,就看见一个路标上写着:“学校区域——慢行。”
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School - Go Slow."
老师:汤姆,你为什么每天上学都迟到?
汤姆:每次我走到那个拐角,就看见一个路标上写着:“学校区域——慢行。”
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