English Original
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
中文翻译
"我们地下室里有一只臭鼬，" 报警人对着警察调度员尖叫道。"我们怎么才能把它弄出去？"
"拿一些面包屑，" 调度员说，"从地下室到后院撒一条痕迹。然后把地窖门打开。"
过了一段时间，那位居民又打来电话。"你把它弄走了吗？" 调度员问。
"没有，" 报警人回答。"现在那里有两只臭鼬了！"