The Anatomy Sketch | 解剖学课堂上的素描

English Original

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.

As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a young female student had sketched the man with an erect penis.

The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."

She replied, "What other way?"


中文翻译

一位大学教授在解剖学课上要求学生们素描一个裸体男性。

教授在教室里巡视,检查学生们的素描时,注意到一位年轻的女学生将男性画成了勃起状态。

教授评论道:“哦,不,我想要的是另一种状态。”

她反问道:“什么另一种状态?”

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