English Original
Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom late at night, looking for a glass of water. Hearing moans and thumping sounds, he peeked in and saw his parents in the act. Before his father could react, Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Relieved that Johnny wasn't asking more awkward questions and seeing a chance to continue uninterrupted, his dad agreed. Johnny hopped on, and his father resumed his rhythm. Soon, his mother began moaning and gasping. Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
中文翻译
深夜，小约翰尼经过父母的卧室去找水喝。听到呻吟声和砰砰的撞击声，他偷看了一眼，正好撞见父母正在亲热。
父亲还没来得及反应，约翰尼就喊道：“哇！骑马游戏！爸爸，我能骑在你背上吗？”父亲松了一口气，因为约翰尼没有问更尴尬的问题，而且看到可以借此机会不中断，便同意了。
约翰尼跳了上去，父亲继续着他的节奏。很快，母亲开始呻吟和喘息。约翰尼大喊：“抓紧了，爸爸！就是这里，我和送奶工通常就是在这里被甩下去的！”