English Original
A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over.
The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up was the glass eye staring back at him.
"You know," said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
中文翻译
在直肠检查前几天，一位独眼男子不小心吞下了他的玻璃义眼。他担心了一阵子，但由于没有不适，便忘了这件事。
到了医生办公室，男子遵照指示，脱下衣服并弯下腰。
当直肠科医生抬头检查时，第一眼看到的就是那只正回望着他的玻璃眼睛。
“要知道，”医生说，“你真的得学会信任我。”