The Nervous Wife | 神经紧张的妻子

English Original

A man fell ill, and his wife called a doctor.

While the doctor was examining the patient, his wife kept fussing and jabbering nervously. The doctor told her, "Your husband needs absolute rest and quiet." He then left some sleeping pills.

The wife asked, "When should I give these to my husband?"

The doctor replied, "They're not for him. They're for you. You need them."


中文翻译

一位男士生病了,他的妻子请来一位医生。

在医生为病人检查时,他的妻子一直在旁边紧张地大惊小怪、喋喋不休。医生对她说:“你的丈夫需要绝对的休息和安静。”随后,医生留下了一些安眠药。

妻子问道:“我什么时候该给我丈夫吃这些药?”

医生回答:“这些药不是给他的,是给你的。你需要它们。”

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