Two friends were having lunch at a café in New York's Grand Central Terminal.
They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress approached him, they overheard her ask, "Are you waiting to be joined by a tall, thin woman with long, blond hair?"
He answered, "In the large scheme of my life, yes, but today I'm meeting my wife."
两位朋友正在纽约中央车站的一家咖啡馆里吃午饭。
他们注意到邻桌独自坐着一位男士。当女服务员走向他时，他们无意中听到她问道：“您是在等一位身材高挑、苗条、留着金色长发的女士吗？”
男士回答道：“在我人生的宏大规划里，是的。但今天，我等的是我的妻子。”
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