English Original
- Why did the person give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
- Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
- Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockholm!
- What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
- Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
- Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
- Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
- What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
- What’s the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper!
- What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
- Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
- What do you get when a cow goes to the beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
- What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
- What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
- What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
- Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
- What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
- Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
- Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raise stewed beef!
- Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
中文翻译
- 为什么那个人给困倦的奶牛一把锤子？他想让她“去睡觉”（直译：打干草）！
- 为什么奶牛觉得厨师很刻薄？他们“鞭打奶油”（制作搅打奶油）！
- 为什么瑞典不出口它的牛？它想留住它的“斯德哥尔摩”（牛的家）！
- “月亮”的定义是什么？是“哞”的过去式！
- 为什么那个女人在牧场穿丝绸裙子被逮捕？她被指控“偷牛”（丝绸摩擦声似偷牛贼）！
- 小牛为什么害怕？它是一头“牛群”（谐音“胆小鬼”）！
- 为什么没人愿意和小长角牛玩？它太“霸道”（也指公牛）了！
- 什么杂志会让奶牛冲向报摊？《奶牛时尚》！
- 让公牛出汗的最好方法是什么？给它穿一件紧身套头衫！
- 奶牛喜欢跳什么南美舞蹈？屁股舞（Rump-a，模仿Rumba伦巴）！
- 问：太阳出来时奶牛制造什么？答：影子。
- 奶牛带着防晒油去海滩会得到什么？预鞣制皮革。
- 把炸弹扔到奶牛身上会听到什么声音？牛轰（Cowboom，模仿Kaboom爆炸声）！
- 小牛对筒仓说什么？“我的饲料在里面吗？”（fodder谐音father）
- 在奶牛音乐会上你会听到什么？哞-西克（音乐）！
- 奶牛为什么跳过月亮？为了去银河（Milky Way，也指牛奶路）！
- 奶牛最喜欢的“哞”乐音符是什么？牛肉降调（Beef-flat，谐音降B调B-flat）！
- 农夫为什么把公牛关起来？农夫在他身上有太多“股份”（steak谐音stake，也指牛排）不能放他走！
- 农夫为什么在白兰地里放牛的食物？他想养“炖牛肉”（stewed也指喝醉的）！
- 农夫为什么把他的奶牛放在秤上？他想看看“牛奶”（milky指奶牛）有多重！